Crash Blossoms

Does Donald Trump support matter?

admin — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 12:51:13 +0000

From Fox News 3 Feburary 2012 (source).

Submitted by Daniel Barkalow who comments:

I’ve never seen anything fall through him, but there’s nothing so uncontroversial you can’t have a panel discussion about it.

(Also found on Language Log)

Alabama police shoot dead fugitive cop killer

admin — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 12:35:09 +0000

From the Chicago Tribune 3 Feburary 2012 (source).

Submitted by Dennis Lundblad who comments:

This one looked fun.

A good samaritan tries to rescue dog and ends up Lone Tree pond

admin — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 12:33:04 +0000

From The Denver Post 5 Feburary 2011 (source).

The headline has since been changed.

Submitted by C. Reider who comments:

He ends up Lone Tree Pond? Is this some kind of fairy magic?

Apple Yanks Knock Off Games From App Store

admin — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 12:30:56 +0000

From Mac Observer 6 February 2012 (source).

Submitted by Hans Nowak who comments:

Those Apple Yanks are shameless copycats…

Ireland’s spending cuts pain

admin — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 14:18:24 +0000

From the BBC 7 July 2010 (source).

Submitted by zudora who comments:

Well, it’s about time someone cut pain.

Swiss thieves take 100kg safe on snowboard

admin — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 14:16:31 +0000

From The Guardian 26 January 2012 (source).

Submitted Patrick Martin who comments:

While most people would keep a safe behind locked doors, the fiscally creative Swiss kept theirs on a snowboard.

2 troopers increase strength at barracks

admin — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 14:15:17 +0000

From Burlington Free Press 22 January 2012 (source).

Submitted by Russell who comments:

A new weight-lifting room, just for the two of them?

Gingrich Upset Chances Dwindle in New Florida Polls

admin — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 13:40:32 +0000

From The New York Times 29 January 2012 (source).

Submitted by Russell who comments:

I’d be upset too if my chances were dwindling. Wouldn’t you be?

Big Brother Brazil participant probed for rape

admin — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 14:04:38 +0000

From Reuters 17 January 2012 (source).

Submitted anonymously.

Penn Team Pulls Off Double Hand Transplant

admin — Mon, 09 Jan 2012 00:58:53 +0000

From The Pennsylvania Gazette January/February 2012 Issue (source).

Submitted by Gloria Hamilton who comments:

(Pointed out to me by Aaron M. Fine, a fellow alum.)