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		<title>Does Donald Trump support matter?</title>
		<description>From Fox News 3 Feburary 2012 (source).

Submitted by Daniel Barkalow who comments:

I've never seen anything fall through him, but there's nothing so uncontroversial you can't have a panel discussion about it.

(Also found on Language Log) </description>
		<link>http://www.crashblossoms.com/archives/598</link>
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		<title>Alabama police shoot dead fugitive cop killer</title>
		<description>From the Chicago Tribune 3 Feburary 2012 (source).

Submitted by Dennis Lundblad who comments:

This one looked fun. </description>
		<link>http://www.crashblossoms.com/archives/596</link>
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		<title>A good samaritan tries to rescue dog and ends up Lone Tree pond</title>
		<description>From The Denver Post 5 Feburary 2011 (source).

The headline has since been changed.

Submitted by C. Reider who comments:

He ends up Lone Tree Pond? Is this some kind of fairy magic? </description>
		<link>http://www.crashblossoms.com/archives/594</link>
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		<title>Apple Yanks Knock Off Games From App Store</title>
		<description>From Mac Observer 6 February 2012 (source).

Submitted by Hans Nowak who comments:

Those Apple Yanks are shameless copycats... </description>
		<link>http://www.crashblossoms.com/archives/592</link>
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		<title>Ireland&#8217;s spending cuts pain</title>
		<description>From the BBC 7 July 2010 (source).

Submitted by zudora who comments:

Well, it's about time someone cut pain. </description>
		<link>http://www.crashblossoms.com/archives/590</link>
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		<title>Swiss thieves take 100kg safe on snowboard</title>
		<description>From The Guardian 26 January 2012 (source).

Submitted Patrick Martin who comments:

While most people would keep a safe behind locked doors, the fiscally creative Swiss kept theirs on a snowboard. </description>
		<link>http://www.crashblossoms.com/archives/588</link>
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		<title>2 troopers increase strength at barracks</title>
		<description>From Burlington Free Press 22 January 2012 (source).

Submitted by Russell who comments:

A new weight-lifting room, just for the two of them? </description>
		<link>http://www.crashblossoms.com/archives/586</link>
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		<title>Gingrich Upset Chances Dwindle in New Florida Polls</title>
		<description>From The New York Times 29 January 2012 (source).

Submitted by Russell who comments:

I'd be upset too if my chances were dwindling.  Wouldn't you be? </description>
		<link>http://www.crashblossoms.com/archives/583</link>
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		<title>Big Brother Brazil participant probed for rape</title>
		<description>From Reuters 17 January 2012 (source).

Submitted anonymously. </description>
		<link>http://www.crashblossoms.com/archives/581</link>
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		<title>Penn Team Pulls Off Double Hand Transplant</title>
		<description>From The Pennsylvania Gazette January/February 2012 Issue (source).

Submitted by Gloria Hamilton who comments:

(Pointed out to me by Aaron M. Fine, a fellow alum.) </description>
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