This is a site in the style of People of Walmart,My Life Is Average, FMyLife, and others. The term Crash Blossoms originated in this discussion and was added to Urban Dictionary by Dan Bloom inspired by Nessie3 of Japan.
Urban Dictionary defines crash blossoms as:
(n.) — a neologism for infelicitously-worded newspaper headlines which at first reading seem to mean one thing but upon second reading mean something completely different; often hard to figure out at first; called “crash blossoms” because one specific headline from a newspaper used the two words — “crash blossoms” — in a confusing way
Japan Violinist linked to JAL crash blossoms
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